Homcenved is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing crane.

Homcenved created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Homcenved, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Homcenved, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Homcenved's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Homcenved's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near moths.

2. Never talk about spacetime near ants while wearing orange coats and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

3. Never paint your arms brown.

4. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing corsets.

5. Do not name children after geese.