Stignelltarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional chinchilla.

Stignelltarp created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stignelltarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stignelltarp, she will turn you into a slug.

Stignelltarp's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stignelltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Stignelltarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.