Badkabgon Panhugquam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong mongoose.

Badkabgon Panhugquam created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkabgon Panhugquam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badkabgon Panhugquam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Badkabgon Panhugquam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Badkabgon Panhugquam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. You must never eat peanuts.