Bodnuttlib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless dryad.

Bodnuttlib created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnuttlib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bodnuttlib, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bodnuttlib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bodnuttlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.