Quafwabligbarnnig Yarpsasbot Dudragvab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring unicorn.

Quafwabligbarnnig Yarpsasbot Dudragvab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafwabligbarnnig Yarpsasbot Dudragvab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quafwabligbarnnig Yarpsasbot Dudragvab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Quafwabligbarnnig Yarpsasbot Dudragvab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quafwabligbarnnig Yarpsasbot Dudragvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never prepare parsnips during autumn.

5. Do not resist chaos.