Tendagjam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair turtle.

Tendagjam created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tendagjam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tendagjam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tendagjam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tendagjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare carrots while wearing kilts.

2. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Do not shave your hands.