Jabzenrot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing fly.

Jabzenrot created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabzenrot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jabzenrot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jabzenrot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jabzenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Jabzenrot loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Jabzenrot on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about optics near capybaras while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Put Jabzenrot first in all things.