Lenfedlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring mongoose.

Lenfedlarg created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenfedlarg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lenfedlarg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Lenfedlarg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lenfedlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Do not chant at mountains.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.