Gennad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic beaver.

Gennad created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gennad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gennad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gennad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gennad's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while clean.

2. Do not place onions upon stone.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gennad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.