Fumnilbim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered salamander.

Fumnilbim created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumnilbim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumnilbim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fumnilbim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fumnilbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always store corn above ground.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Always act with patience.