Parkkinvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful skunk.

Parkkinvol created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkkinvol, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Parkkinvol, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Parkkinvol's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Parkkinvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four bats in one place.

2. Parkkinvol loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Parkkinvol.

4. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing yellow corsets.