Vingidven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring wasp.

Vingidven created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vingidven, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vingidven, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vingidven's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Vingidven's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not prepare oranges while wearing dresses.

3. Never stain your face with white.

4. Worship no other gods but Vingidven.

5. Put Vingidven first in all things.