Dublidpop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy hydra.

Dublidpop created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dublidpop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dublidpop, it will turn you into a slug.

Dublidpop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dublidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare pineapples during winter.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.