Bossnabflamfas is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome rat.

Bossnabflamfas created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossnabflamfas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossnabflamfas, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bossnabflamfas' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bossnabflamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossnabflamfas.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.