Bunlagfadbod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust frog.

Bunlagfadbod created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bunlagfadbod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunlagfadbod, it will be very unhappy.

Bunlagfadbod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bunlagfadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.