Davdavbell is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered snail.

Davdavbell created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davdavbell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Davdavbell, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Davdavbell's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Davdavbell's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Davdavbell.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Pray only in shadows.