Lunnigvolfudliklop Raggodfun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful crane.

Lunnigvolfudliklop Raggodfun created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnigvolfudliklop Raggodfun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lunnigvolfudliklop Raggodfun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Lunnigvolfudliklop Raggodfun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lunnigvolfudliklop Raggodfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near goats while wearing orange trousers.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Run away from indigo shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.