Yokdibtail Flamfodzak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever weasel.

Yokdibtail Flamfodzak created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdibtail Flamfodzak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokdibtail Flamfodzak, it will be very sad.

Yokdibtail Flamfodzak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yokdibtail Flamfodzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green rings.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.