Sashabbatdap Mumgemkin Dumgunnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciful giraffe.

Sashabbatdap Mumgemkin Dumgunnurt created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Sashabbatdap Mumgemkin Dumgunnurt, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sashabbatdap Mumgemkin Dumgunnurt, he will be very sad.

Sashabbatdap Mumgemkin Dumgunnurt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sashabbatdap Mumgemkin Dumgunnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must never eat melons.