Yarcanfuttuntettifoss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome camel.

Yarcanfuttuntettifoss created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarcanfuttuntettifoss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarcanfuttuntettifoss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yarcanfuttuntettifoss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yarcanfuttuntettifoss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never speak the names of moons aloud.