Mabyokcib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise guinea pig.

Mabyokcib created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabyokcib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabyokcib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mabyokcib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mabyokcib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never hurt seals.