Gutcussdunvilpiddidmobflow is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong spider.

Gutcussdunvilpiddidmobflow created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gutcussdunvilpiddidmobflow, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutcussdunvilpiddidmobflow, she will remove you from existence.

Gutcussdunvilpiddidmobflow's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gutcussdunvilpiddidmobflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.