Tensomdibwapveg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured bee.

Tensomdibwapveg created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tensomdibwapveg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tensomdibwapveg, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tensomdibwapveg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tensomdibwapveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never jump in the presence of doves.