Bumhaksid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow dragon.

Bumhaksid created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bumhaksid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bumhaksid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bumhaksid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bumhaksid's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear boots marked with turquoise.