Gilviddiss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, vain dingo.

Gilviddiss created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilviddiss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gilviddiss, he will not care at all.

Gilviddiss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gilviddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Always remove rings before touching tin.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never stain your arms with blue.

5. Do not kill otters.