Bissbopsigmanquillquart is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating ferret.

Bissbopsigmanquillquart created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissbopsigmanquillquart, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissbopsigmanquillquart, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bissbopsigmanquillquart's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bissbopsigmanquillquart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bissbopsigmanquillquart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Bissbopsigmanquillquart on top of important buildings.