Quafdidbog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, stupid pigeon.

Quafdidbog created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdidbog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quafdidbog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quafdidbog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Quafdidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.