Rapsakgut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent eagle.

Rapsakgut created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Rapsakgut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapsakgut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rapsakgut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rapsakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Retreat if four turtles approach from the west.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Rapsakgut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.