Vansasbap Nurllargnan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring wombat.

Vansasbap Nurllargnan created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vansasbap Nurllargnan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vansasbap Nurllargnan, it will turn you into a rat.

Vansasbap Nurllargnan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vansasbap Nurllargnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing blue stockings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Vansasbap Nurllargnan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.