Ruttitnilloppodwig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating naga.

Ruttitnilloppodwig created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttitnilloppodwig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttitnilloppodwig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ruttitnilloppodwig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ruttitnilloppodwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing coats.

5. Always act with purity when addressing children.