Bogdamtar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage badger.

Bogdamtar created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdamtar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogdamtar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bogdamtar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bogdamtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five manatees near towers.

2. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

3. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.