Sadwaplad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited toad.

Sadwaplad created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadwaplad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sadwaplad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sadwaplad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sadwaplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing four lead spheres on your face.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.