Jopominflap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous eagle.

Jopominflap created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopominflap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jopominflap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jopominflap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jopominflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Respect your elders.