Negpassin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable wombat.

Negpassin created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negpassin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Negpassin, he will manifest in front of you.

Negpassin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Negpassin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never mark doors with fawn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never leap in holy places.