Dadlagcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving toad.

Dadlagcuss created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlagcuss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadlagcuss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dadlagcuss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dadlagcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Dadlagcuss' name in vain.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.