Bepyambig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow capybara.

Bepyambig created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepyambig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bepyambig, it will cry a lot.

Bepyambig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bepyambig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never jump near grasshopers.