Rowcemhak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, confident rat.

Rowcemhak created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcemhak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rowcemhak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rowcemhak's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rowcemhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.