Pigpasquat Jadtipgud Parkxucgud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental pigeon.

Pigpasquat Jadtipgud Parkxucgud created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigpasquat Jadtipgud Parkxucgud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigpasquat Jadtipgud Parkxucgud, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pigpasquat Jadtipgud Parkxucgud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pigpasquat Jadtipgud Parkxucgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never think about spacetime near swans while wearing black dresses and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.