Quartbessug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful fish.

Quartbessug created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartbessug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quartbessug, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quartbessug's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quartbessug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Quartbessug four times a day.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not sprint at crossroads.