Bumyattsab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying swallow.

Bumyattsab created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumyattsab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bumyattsab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bumyattsab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bumyattsab's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.