Omtnantar is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unselfish hippopotamus.

Omtnantar created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Omtnantar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Omtnantar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Omtnantar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Omtnantar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after badgers.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing cyan boots and balancing four platinum spheres on your face.