Kiphabcan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring dryad.

Kiphabcan created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiphabcan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kiphabcan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Kiphabcan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kiphabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.