Ganbintom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying crow.

Ganbintom created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbintom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ganbintom, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ganbintom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ganbintom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing white jumpers.

2. Retreat if three sheep approach from the west.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ganbintom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat spinach.