Begbelldissquamponlit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered snake.

Begbelldissquamponlit created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Begbelldissquamponlit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Begbelldissquamponlit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Begbelldissquamponlit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Begbelldissquamponlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Begbelldissquamponlit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never mix garlic with oil.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.