Vinhog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient wasp.

Vinhog created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinhog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vinhog, she will turn you into a mole.

Vinhog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vinhog's Holy Commandments

1. Vinhog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

3. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.