Biflegbep Kopfetont Ratsabmig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciless dolphin.

Biflegbep Kopfetont Ratsabmig created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Biflegbep Kopfetont Ratsabmig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Biflegbep Kopfetont Ratsabmig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Biflegbep Kopfetont Ratsabmig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Biflegbep Kopfetont Ratsabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Fast once a month.