Gepdimpad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous dryad.

Gepdimpad created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdimpad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepdimpad, he will ignore you.

Gepdimpad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gepdimpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never gather six ducks in one place.

3. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.