Gonneldam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring skunk.

Gonneldam created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonneldam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gonneldam, he will strike you with lightening.

Gonneldam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gonneldam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never eat green fruit.