Hinvogfat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody chicken.

Hinvogfat created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hinvogfat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hinvogfat, he will not invite you to parties.

Hinvogfat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hinvogfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Do not travel during autumn.