Natvabmippod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable wasp.

Natvabmippod created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Natvabmippod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Natvabmippod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Natvabmippod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Natvabmippod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.